Mugtard


a male that joins a beer club, only in the month of october, in order to receive weekly discounts on “award winning” cask-conditioned ales. this individual talks loudly, tells the same jokes each night, makes it impossible for a woman to sit at the bar in peace, might carry a man purse/f-nny pack/satchel or book bag and is an “all nighter.”
larry: “hey man, when did you become a mugtard?”

fred: “in october, you f-cktard! duh!”

larry: “just asking, jeez!”

fred: “wanna go trollin for veeg?”

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