muh-muh
the collection of lint in one’s navel.
“i found cashmere muh-muh today.”
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- diafirl
an acronym for “die in a fire in real life.” i hope you diafirl, noob.
- mull bowl mole
female pothead. one who is always found smoking weed, without ever buying it. guy “hide your stash, here comes margaret! she’s a mull bowl mole! margaret the mull bowl mole!!!” margaret “youse guys got a cone i can scab” guy “get your own you dirty slapper”
- Diagnocrossing
crossing one of the rare street intersections where all traffic lights go red at once, allowing pedestrians to cross diagonally across the intersection, from one corner to another. dude, what are you doing? you’re going to get yourself killed! chill out bro, i’m diagnocrossing.
- Dial Hunting
to hear another driver’s music and attempt to find out what sation they are listening to. “the tunes blasting in the car next to me rocked. i found myself dial hunting that mother.”
- Diaper Geyser
when you’re changing your baby boy and he begins peeing straight up in the air while the old diaper is off and you haven’t gotten the new diaper on yet. honey, give me a burp cloth quick, i got a diaper geyser going here!