mulch mouth
1) noun – a pathological liar, bullsh-tter, etc.
a mulch mouth will ramble on about exaggerated or untrue accomplishments as long as someone will let them.
2) someone with horrible teeth.
1) “hey, that guy over there says he’s a top-ranking navy seal! before that, he owned a hotel in vegas, toured with bon jovi, wrestled an alligator, and almost died while saving a kid who was almost hit by a train!”
“don’t believe him. he’s a mulch mouth.”
2) she needs some serious dental work done to that mulch mouth of hers.
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