Mulderbed


a subst-tute for a bed, such as a couch, chair, or patch of floor; this terms originates, of course, with special agent fox mulder’s distaste for traditional beds.
“hey, man, i heard your bed was broken. maybe sleeping with the fat lady from a sideshow was a bad idea, huh?”
“it’s okay. i’ve got a mulderbed… and my forbidden love.”

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