mulhawk
the mulhawk is an elusive branch of the mullet family. part mullet and part mohawk, you can find the mulhawk at places like race tracks, dollar stores, and monster truck rallies. often confused with a skullet, the mulhawk differs in that it oftens sports bangs (thus completing the “business in the front” requirement of the mullet).
at first he appeared to be a punk rocker sporting a mohawk, but the long, flowing locks in the back and nascar t-shirt definitely verified that he was in fact a redneck with a mulhawk.
a mullet mohawk
the haircut of choice for those who worship fred durst, and think he’s the best rapper ever. mostly impart because they are racist, and consider eminem to actually be black.
when the rally was over, and the klan member revealed the mulhawk lurking below.
a term used to describe when a mohawk creeps down the back of the neck…making it 1/2 mohawk and 1/2 mullet…thus becoming the mul-hawk!!
the mohawk portion of this do speaks of total business up front (and on top)…but it’s all about parties out back!!
we saw a dude at a cubs game that had a nice mohawk going…but he turned his head to reveal a nice mullet finish on the bottom…scary stuph!! thus, the mul-hawk was born!
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