MULLER
a chill -ss bro who plays 7 hours of tennis a day macks on every piece of -ss he sees and says incredibly racist comments whenever he feels like it
that muller sure has a real bazooka in his pants
atta boy muller, get dat -ss
to intentionally injure an opponent in rugby by smashing them in a tackle.
i’m gonna muller that short and c-cky one on the wing
to make a joke that fails and everyone laughs at you and not with you.
can also be judged by a thumbs up or thumbs down.
joker: and then he fell over!
> silence <
all: muller!
to do a sh-t (eject sh-t from ur-n-s)
used as verbal abuse ("you piece of muller")
be used as a replacement/subsitude for the word "sh-t"
be used as during s-x (exsample: brown showers)
"im going for a muller" (im going for a sh-t)
"muler/mullah! (sh-t!)
muller time (sh-tting time/brown showers)
muller express (brown showers)
muller on muller (a 69 version of brown showers)
a last name usually paired with a first name of someone who is attractive. normally an 'alisha' or 'jake'
alisha: i will name my baby boy jake!
nurse: why?
alisha: fits the last name.
nurse: muller?
alisha: exactly.
when you stick your finger up someones -n-s
you just got mullerd by a chinese man with a big hand
being calmly intoxicated to a near paralytic level. generally through the aid of alcohol.
twinkle face: bored still, what you doing?
petal cheeks: little...
twinkle face: want to get muller?
petal cheeks: okay!
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