mullet hunter
one who searches county fairs, bowling alleys, and several hoosier states (i’m using hoosier as an adjective) for people with mullets.
at camp, my friends and i have a scoring system for mullet hunting.
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people who derive entertainment value from spotting mullets where crowds of people gather. this would include fairs, exhibitions, malls and stores other than walmart. the hunt is generally performed similar to the license plate game played on long trips. the object of the game is to find the most mullets. the identified mullet must be confirmed by the other players. bald on top with tail counts. couples where the spouse has complementary 80’s big hair count for extra laughs.
the car show was a great place for mullet hunters last weekend.
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