Mulligan Man
a do-over husband…usually a second husband who is considered a safe choice (i.e. more financially stable, less abusive, and more faithful) than woman’s first husband. a mulligan man would have never been on the radar screen for the woman in high school/teen years and maybe college years. only after being married to the exciting, yet less responsible jerk husband and perhaps having his offspring, does the woman want a new supportive provider before she become older and less desirable.
although, kevin had always been a nice, considerate, and responsible kind of guy, he avoided dating divorced woman as not to be considered a mulligan man.
bonnie, after years with her unfaithful high school sweetheart, decided to find herself a mulligan man, who could pay the bills, be faithful, and provide for her two kids.
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