Mulligan Stew
when a golfer sh-ts in his pants and plays an entire round of golf in the hot sun.
andy, why is there a huge stain on the back of your shorts did you sit in something? oh it’s no big deal i sh-t my pants this morning and i’m now making some mulligan stew.
a stew made commonly by hobo’s. ingridients vary from anything they can find, beer, animals, a boot etc
with this old beer and this possum i found we can make some old fashioned mulligan stew for breakfast.
mulligan stew is arguably the most discusting s-xual manuver you will ever hear of.
it’s when you sh-t inside a v-g-n- and rail her, like your mixing mulligan stew. do not attempt, infections may occur.
alex: yo bosh jarker, i heard you gave jess a mulligan stew.
bosh: naw, man that’s gross.
jess: ewwww, why would you think of that?
vomit consisting of beer, thc derivative, and munchies. referenced in the song, “mulligan stew” by the (formerly) christian thrash band vengeance rising, off their debut release, “human sacrifice”.
friday night is coming so you’re saving all your money
’cause you need to buy some buds and some beer.
you won’t be doin’ nothing ’cause you spent up all your money
so you smoke until you choke and then you drink your beer alone.
drink up all your beer and you’re feeling fine, so you look up to the clock, s’only quarter to nine
so you whoof a bunch of munchies ’cause there’s nothing to do
but when you find that they don’t mix you’re chucking mulligan stew.
Read Also:
- Munch my snunch
its like when a guy says “suck my d-ck” except its for a girl to say. my manager told me if i dont stop yelling stuff hed write me up so i said, ” munch my snunch b-tch!” indeed.
- munchophobia
the fear of being bitten by another person or animal, usually caused by bad biting experiences person 1: why wont you let me bite you? person 2: sorry dude, ive got munchophobia
- Female Mafia
every woman’s sworn confidants whose purpose is to train , protect, and help her handle the men in her life. these women can include her mother, her sisters, her dreaded girlfriends, other experienced women, and of course her gay male friends. they make sure she has her relationship sh-t together and that she is happy […]
- Murcat
1. an ancient meercat fused with the essence of the term “murrrrrr”. the murcat was born as the uruk’hai of isenguard. found in scr-t-m-like sacks and extracted by ripping the sack open. the murcats beak and claws are used for prawn hunting as well as fighting for mur. 2. it is also a term used […]
- Murrped
a molly (mdma) burp. flavor usually being similar to lighter fluid or some other type of gasoline type flavor. it only seems to happen when you ingest certain types of molly (usually types which are cut with a lighter fluid type chemical). the experience is unpleasent non-the-less, however it is a good indication that your […]