mullwooger


1.) means to touch an object that belongs to someone else such as food with the unintended purpose of spreading germs and destroying said object so the owner could not or would not want it again.
1.) stop mullwoogering my sandwich!

2.) i would like a piece of that pizza but someone has already mullwoogered it.

3.) why would i want it now that you’ve mullwoogered it?

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