mulot
1. french word for fieldmouse.
2. a guy who’s always telling jokes but rarely makes anyone laugh. n-body cares about half of what he says because he never stops talking.
– if an hotel has an infinite amount of rooms for 1 person each and all of them are occupied, you can still let people in by moving the person in room 1 to room 2, the person in room 2 to room 3 and so on… it will take an infinite amount of time for them to move since there is no last room, but it quickly frees the room 1 for the new visitor. because that operation can be performed infinitely, there is room for an infinite amount of people in a full infinite hotel.
– cut the cr-p, when we get to the last room there will be a person with no room…
– no! because there is no last room, that’s the concept of infinity… but wait, there’s more. if a sp-ceship contains a person and 10 more similar sp-ceships, placed in an infinite pattern with no first nor last sp-ceship, then it is impossible to place all these people inside the hotel. that’s because each p-ssenger could be -ssigned any positive number, so there would be a p-ssenger number pi and a p-ssenger number 0.123123123… there is no way to -ssign a room to all these p-ssengers because we would need to perform an operation to turn infinitely small numbers into integers, which is impossible. can you see the paradox?
– shut up mulot…
– wait, i didn’t even talk about the problem about 0.99999 periodic!
– omg wth cares!
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