Multiple Cat Syndrome
a persistent need for/addiction to the presence of multiple cats, typically 4 or more, in one’s home. most prevalent in women over the age of 40 who are divorced, widowed, or just plain whack. symptoms include loss of friends, furry socks, full-on conversations with mr. b-ttons, addiction to the sarah mclachlan aspca commercial on repeat, crying, crying some more, falling asleep with a bottle of wine in hand, waking up, crying some more, and rocking back and forth in a chair creepily at odd hours of the night. multiple cat syndrome may also be prevalent in women under 40 who are screwy in the brain.
i thought stephanie was a lesbo when she said she was marrying kitty, but it turns out she has a screw loose and a bout of multiple cat syndrome.
#cat lady crazy cat lady cats aspca wino old lady
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