multitasking

a polite way of telling someone you haven’t heard a word they said. commonly used on long conference calls, when the speaker is monotonous, boring, or couldn’t make a point of one were drawn for them.
joe: “blah, blah corporate office blah, blah, leverage proactively blah, blah human capital and grade-a synergy, blah, blah. do you agree, jim?”

jim: “i’m sorry, joe, i was mult-tasking, can you repeat that?”
a nice way to say that you’re doing many different things at the same time. and since no one can divide by 0, that means you’re doing many different things half–ssed.
joe thought that he would mult-task by doing his physics homework during his math cl-ss. his mult-tasking, however, got him a detention and a failed homework grade instead.
1)surfing the internet while carrying on an instant message conversaation.
2)carrying on multiple instant message converations at the same time. beware of typing something relevant to the wrong conversation.
1)while i chatted with my girlfriend on aim, i looked up mult-tasking on urban dictionary.
2) person: …and then my brother was eaten alive by emus.
me: yeah, dude, that’s hilarious!
person: what the h-ll!? how is that funny, you sick f—!?
me: sorry, i was mult-tasking. a guy in another aim conversation told me a joke.
the act of looking at p-rnography and instant messaging at the same time.
“i was mult-tasking so much last night, best ims ever.”
1. to accomplish two or more tasks simultaneously.

2. the act of a cpu concurrently executing two or more interrelated or dis-ssociated job processes.
1. girls are exceptional at mult-tasking; they can use chat on instant messenger, write emails, surf the internet, talk on their cellular phone, all while applying makeup and talking with their girlfriends about the new boy at school; however, if you ask them an intelligent question their heads will implode.

2. intel’s new cpu with multi-threading allows the processor to mult-task without an additional processing core.
juggling far too many tasks at the same time, half of which are light years away from your job description, because your boss is too much of a tight–rs- to recruit properly, despite picking up a certain percentage of his salary precisely for recruiting and managing his own personnel.
the boss had me multi-tasking on pr, corporate relations, synergy management and copy-pasting all at once!
when a female or male is “courting” two or more partners at the same time. it’s basically a more polite way to call a person a sl-t or comment on lack of character. referred to especially when said person “mult-tasker” has a current relationship with someone else. mult-tasking is considered the gateway to cheating and can also be considered cheating.
tom: wow, susan has a boyfriend, yet she’s talking to two other dudes.

will: d-mn, she’s mult-tasking like that?

tom: yea man, she’s straight windows 7..