mulva


noun-
one s-xual partner inserts a custard filled, long john doughnut into their -n-s. after this is completed, this s-xual partner squeezes their -n-s as tightly as they can, thus squirting the custard out of their orifice. the other partner is patiently awaiting this culinary delight from below, with an open mouth. when the custard is caught , a mulva has occurred.
person one: “hmmm … i am feeling equal parts hungry and h-rny. how can i satisfy this complex craving all at one time?”
person two: “sounds like someone needs a mulva!”
person one: “would you be willing to -ssist me with this mulva?”
person two: “of course, i’m your wife and there is a box of long johns right there.”
the name that jerry seinfeld was guessing his girlfriend’s name was, since he had forgotten except for remembering that it rhymed with a female body part.
dolores: “you have no idea what my name is, do you?”
jerry: “…mulva?”
used in a sienfeld episode, because jerry didn’t know the name of his date, but he knew it rhymed with a part of the female anatomy.
“hon, do you love me?”
“mm-hmm… mulva?”

“what??”

“nothing”
see gipple
what one might offer as an answer to a personal question he or she doesn’t know the answer to or feels uncomfortable answering. used in a seinfeld episode.
“hon, do you love me?”
“umm… mulva?”
man v-lv-.
she rubbed my mulva for 12 minutes but complained the whole time.
an evil cat with no soul.
mulva, please stop eating the garland.

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