Mulvey
v. to ogle women in a self-aware, post-feminist way. taken from laura mulvey, the author of the essay “pleasure and the narrative cinema,” a text decrying the use of the masculine gaze as a tool for the subjugation of women.
“hey, after this bell hooks lecture, we should head down to the tennis courts and mulvey some chicks.”
someone whose heart is valiant and kind. he is from the clan of the mulvey’s in a small irish village. he’s the guy you want by your side fighting any battle. though when he goes into battle be on guard, the arrows he uses tend to break from the strength from his bare hands. he will make a wonderful papa, husband & friend. he shows mercy on those that create quite an annoyance to others and displays grace with the most sincere eyes.
that guy’s annoying & eating everyone else’s lunch right off their plates…. we need a mulvey to come save the day!
the mccrary’s and the o’connors were at it again, tearing each other apart…the only hope was to call in a mulvey for restoration of their hearts.
when you pull off a lucky shot on the eight ball in pool that looks like it isn’t going to go in and then at the last second – is potted by the jammiest of shots
‘when the pool g-ds are on your side’
ryan: watch this shot….. (eight ball misses selected pocket and travels round the table and is potted in the pocket that was not aimed for)
john: you mulvey b-st-rd….
when you pull off a shot in pool that looks like it isn’t going to work and then at the last second – it goes un expectingly well!
ryan: watch this shot….. (ball misses selected pocket and travels round the table and is potted in the pocket that was not aimed for)
john: you mulvey b-st-rd….
any statement blatantly made without any real poise or back up to be made. upon one responding to any claim being made, it will be answered with a very empty reason or a series of grunts and mumbles.
person 1: prince is everything that is wrong with popular music.
person 2: why do you say that?
person 1: ah…uh…shhh..uhh…i don’t kn…just is
person 2: you just mulveyed that whole thought process
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