mum joke


generally a cheap joke made at the expense of someone elses mother, especially with s-xual connotations.
#1: what’s going down?
#2: johnson’s mum
#3: again? .. laughs

#1: well my mum was mowing the lawn
#2: last time i checked she didn’t have anything to mow 😉

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