Mum Legs


when a man has legs like a severely overweight women, this man is so ashamed he should never be allowed to wear shorts.

generally a middle aged man, usually bald and not fat in himself just the owner of enormous legs sometimes likened to the legs of overweight babies (the tyre look)
jesus… cover up those mums! are you pregnant or something!

bro those things look like fat baby legs… what’s that about!

lad no amount of buckets will sort those mum legs out…

f-ck fella cow n gate should put those mums legs on show

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