mumble pants



when your pants are so tight you can see a womans lips move
hey mumble pants i can see your lips moving but i can’t hear what you are saying
girls’ pants so tight that you can see the lips moving but you can’t hear what they’re saying
woah! look at the mumblepants on her!
pants that are so tight you can see the lips moving but you can’t make out what they are saying
did you see that hotty in the mumble pants, she is fine

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