Mumblish
the official language of one who speaks in a mumbled tone, usually someone too lazy to speak clearly or loudly enough for others to understand. conversing with someone who speaks mumblish usually leads to anger, frustration and blinding-rage.
mumbler: “i asdfoindk to mlkasmdfo.”
non-mumbler #1: “what the f-ck did he say? i can’t understand him!”
non-mumbler #2: “f-cking ignore him, he’s speaking mumblish again!”
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