mumblitis


the condition where one exaggerates any and all minor illnesses. also exaggerates any physical blemish such as bug bites, rashes, scr-pes, cuts etc.
mendelson- call the ambulance i am paralyzed.
me- relax mendelson your foot fell asleep.

i.e – mumblitis

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