Mumbo Jumbo
-a fake fact that might sound impressive
-a fact that sounds good but has no heft behind it
“you don’t believe in this mumbo jumbo do you?”
– the saint (1997)
1. nonsense; gibberish. something that’s unintellible, incomprehensible or makes no sense, often made so to confuse.
2. a lie propagated by superst-tion or deception.
bl–dy explorers, ponce off to mumbo jumbo land, come home with a tropical disease, a suntan and a bag of brown lumpy things, and bob’s your uncle, everyone’s got a picture of them in lavatory.
– edmund blackadder
mixed up , bullsh-t.
wasim khan you are mumbo jumbo
a word that can be used in place of any word to describe any place or thing.
wa’s mumbojumbo!katy has such a huge mumbojumbo on her mumbojumbo that is mumbojumboing me in the mumbojumbo. it’s not mumbojumbo.
translates to:
what’s going on! katy has such a huge c-ck on her nose that is poking me in the eye. it’s not acceptable.
c-cknose c-ckface c-ckhead
mumbojumbo is a term used to describe the godliness of certain items, or the clutchness and pure awesomeness of them.
that player is so clutch i think he might be mumbojumbo
a h-m-s-xual man who loves -n-l s-xy and loves eating sh-t
alfonso you’re a mumbojumbo sometimes
slang term for black-people-speak
i can’t understand the mumbo jumbo of that nba all-star.
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