Mumford and Sons
when you p-ss out and take a dump in your pants (or shorts) and you wake up and you have a moderate to large sized t-rd accompanied by multiple smaller pebble to dingleberry sized crewmembers. much like the band and music that share the same name.
3 days of yeager and oxycodone led me to my own personal concert with mumford and sons headlining in my pants.
one of the greatest bands of this decade!!!
real music, no auto-tune, great lyrics, and just raw talent!!
take notes kids!
guy # 1: “have you heard of mumford and sons??”
guy #2: “h-ll ya!! m&s are effin brilliant!!”
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