Mumm ra’s cock
the result of drying your c-ck after s-x with low grade toilet tissue. the result resembling what mumra from the thundercats c-ck would look like.
“jeezy peeps, what the f-ck is that white papery sh-t all over my bell end?”
“looks like that sh-tty bog roll i stole from work”
a cl-ssic case of mumm ra’s c-ck.
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