mummified
a snout (p-n-s) thats been wrapped in cloth for its own protection from a bobbiting maniac
i am mummified thanks to the phycho lorena b-tch
c-mming on a girl and taping her whole body.
mummified is a two step process. first, when having s-x c-m as much as u can on a girl if u need more people add more guys to help. second, when you have c-mmed all over the female tape up her whole body, with the c-m still on her
when f-ckin in the -ss and about to c-m you pull out and spit on their back and they turn thinking that you’re done and you shoot ’em right in the eyes and they walk around witht their arms out.
i was f-cking my girlfriend in the -ss and i spit on her back and she turned around and i mummified her. she walked around for five minutes looking for something to rinse her eyes out.
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