Mummy Finger



a rather large, rather desirable joint or blunt of dat marijuana.

-granted a blunt is typically brown, but in this specific definition let’s just base the name off of size first, then color.
president obama: “well, what’s that you got there, joe? looks like a bad pr move to me.”

vice president biden: “sir, it’s a…well, i don’t really remember what this is, but it kind of looks like a mummy’s finger.”

president obama: “how about you just let me light it up? it’s not the first time i’ve smoked one of these, and it sure won’t be the last!”

vice president biden: “hit that mummy finger, barry!”

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