Mummy Head


an individual qualifying as a non-person who is awkward, odd, socially r-t-rded and generally uncomfortable to be around. they bring nothing to the table in most any situation and may as well be wallpaper, a buoy or a pile of dog cr-p as it inevitably turns hard and white.
leslie just sat there like a mummy head while we all searched for the missing coffee mug.

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