Mummy Wrap
when one enters a public bathroom, due to a fear of germs, they apply an abundance toilet paper to the toilet seat that it now resembles a mummy. at this point the subject feels better about sitting on the seat.
rachel:yesterday was awful. i had to sh-t so bad while i was waiting in penn station. i barely made it home without having an accident.
skeff: yea, last time that happened to me i had no choice but to go in and mummy wrap that seat up till i felt less grossed out.
its when you take enough toilet paper to wrap your d-ck after masterbating.
“i had to clean up, so i did a mummy wrap to my tool.”
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