Mumper


a hockey term used to describe one who is a bender, plug, and c-ck sucker all in one…aslo know as a triple threat
matthew tufts…kids a f-cken mumper, ethan pollock defines the word mumper
similar to a ‘dohdle’, but generally reserved for small animals such as chinchillas, dogs and animated characters. mumpers generally do not understand the circ-mstance in which they find themselves as they are so cute and helpless.

can also be combined with ‘dohdle’ to make ‘mumper-dohdle’.

suffixes include, but are not limited to, “man”, “woman”, “dohdle”, “b-mper”, “chumper”, “trumpet”, “face”.
“awww, look at her, she’s such a wee mumper.”
just like a jumper, yet slightly different.

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