Mumph
used to express reluctance or disinterest in carryinng out an activity that is undesired.
honey, could you please take out the trash?
mumph.
3 more definitions
1. dope
2. wasted
3. friend
yo, you see that kid? he was all mumphed up
mentally r-t-rded individual
they should make the windows on short buses pepper flavored so the mumph’s won’t lick the gl-ss.
an embarr-ssingly thin cappuccino-stain of a moustache. all too common during movember, the mumph munth.
howard: “don’t you mock my moustache. it’s taken me over a month to grow.”
vince: “a mumph?!?”
– the mighty boosh
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