mumphing
diggin up a corpse, affixing your friends lips to any sphinkter, and stomping on the stomach to send a (not-so) fresh shot of bodily contents into their mouth.
mumphing is a favorite p-sstime of the saxon footballers
favourite past time of your more discerning necrophile involves cutting an incision into said body and doing the unmentionable to it
that mortician’s a sick b-st-rd he’s always mumphing his patients
“yeah some might call him a mumphmaster”
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