Mumpy Morrison


when you first find out that a girl has not shaved her p-b-s in several days and you are forced to have s-x with her and your p-n-s gets raw from the stubble.
dude i totally banged this girl last night and i got a mumpy morrison! it hurts so bad but it was so good!

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