mumpy


derived from the british word for mother, mum, “mumpy” is a word which is also used for mother, in an affectionate way.
“mumpy! what’s for dinner?”
mumpy means that something is really good.
that meal was really mumpy!
giving oral s-x to a lady (m-ffing out ) whilst said lady is having a dump.
“ere my babber when e be done giving i a mumpy , can e check to see if i ave any klinkers”
the act of performing cunnilngus (going down) on a woman when she is sh-tting.
the smell came from the bathroom; i knew debra was making a p–py, and that meant mumpies or no dinner.

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