Mung King


the member in one’s group of closest friends who has munged the most corpses. note: age of corpse does come in to play.
jordan: dude, i’ve munged three 80 year olds and two 40 year olds, all with my barbed wire mung stick, i’m the mung king.
jalen: no dude, i’ve munged three 85 year olds and three 72 year olds, all with my oak sage mung stick. i’m obviously the true mung king

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