Mung Warthog


a type of warthog found only in near the equator and is worshipped almost as a god by many ancient amazonian tribes. the mung warthog is extremely sensitive to sunlight and is most commonly known for its habit of burrowing into old graves, during the harsh daylight, with its mate and munging buried corpses for sustainance and recreation.
timon: wow! thats a nasty rash, when did you get that?!

pumbaa: when i was a mung warthog!

timon: nice, very nice.

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