Municipal Police Department
n. a small-town law enforcement agency in some g-d-forsaken suburb that is almost always corrupt. the cops that work these jobs are generally geeky, suburban white guys that were picked-on in high school and never got laid -but were able to make the small-town political connections in order to get the job -which is the ultimate suburban power-trip. these cowboy cops are very accustomed to having their -sses kissed by virtually everyone in the towns they serve because it offers political clout to the -ss-kissing residents as well as a pba card & “name-dropping” power that will get them out of a problem down the road. residents that don’t play this game nor pay the proper respect to these modern-day feudal lords will find themselves to be targets and, at some point, have some legal problems(usually trumped-up charges as punishment for not bowing-down) that will ultimately cost time and money.
careful your speed. don’t wanna have to deal with any yahoos from this small town munic-p-l police department.
Read Also:
- Madi Muffin
a silly sally, and my lovely little panda. http://media.putfile.com/ namsayin–madi- that madi m-ffin sure is the best. namsayin’?
- pizdlo
pizdlo is a russian slangword, which means “lair” in a rude form. -vasja promised me… -vasja – pizdlo! no matter what he has promised.
- oyster shot
when you c-m into the palm of a womens hand and she slurps it up like an oyster. jenny took my oyster shot last night like we were at a joana and the whales seafood buffet
- poocheeto
the act of shoving cheeto’s in a girls -sshole during s-x, c-mming in her -ss then later her sh-tting the cheeto’s out and eating them me and my babe experimented last night in wal mart and turns out she’s a fan of poocheeto’s, this was the best super bowl ever!
- sackadillo
a p-n-s that looks and feels like a armadillo looks and feels like, can also be used as an insult “suck my sackadillo”