Munned


to lack foresight. to be duped into something. to unwittingly enter into an agreement which, to the average human, will result in an obvious negative consequence.
shopper: ‘how much for this apple?’

shopkeeper: ‘well, normally it’s 25p however, today we are offering it at a discounted rate of 24p, if you also purchase this shiney poo sandwich for £2.49’

shopper ponders: ‘sounds like a bargain…i’ll have 2 please’

shopper gets munned.

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