munted cow


a munted cow is a woman thats had her c-nt kicked in after shes given her man a stunned wombat for giving him an angry dragon after hes regained consciousness and realized shes taken his masculinity away from him!!
screw that munted cow hoe i was just having some fun yo!!!

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