munted
to have intoxicated yourself with alcohol and/or chemicals to such point where respectable levels of social and/or physical functioning become problematic; where you are also (quite possibly) chewing a lot.
in short, a state of complete and utter trashedness!
‘bert was so munted he couldn barely string a sentance together, and was chewing his face off like a gurning tw-t’
completely tw-tted of your face & gurning like a water buffalo.
f-ck me, i was munted last night.
broken, not workable for its orig-n-l purpose.
a boat full of holes is munted.
“the boats munted”
john howard is really munted.
damaged, broken, deformed, f-cked-up, drunk
we’ll have to walk; my car’s munted!
(1) adj. refers to the property of an object (or person) as broken, ruined, significantly damaged, disfigured or deformed, often to the extent that it is not reversable or repairable.
(2) adj. an extreme state of intoxication by way of drugs or alcohol such that the subject’s ability to perform basic tasks such as walking and talking are significantly impared.
in new zealand and australian slang, 1 is the more common sense, and in uk slang 2 is more common.
(1) f-ck, that car just got totally munted.
(2) i got so munted last night, i don’t remember how i got home.
to put it simply, f-cked. covers everything.
1. “this piece of sh-t stereo is really munted now.”
2. “yeah, sorry bout that, i was well munted last night”
stuffed up, wrecked.
i munted my drawing.
this picture is munted
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