muppet punch


the act of s-xually -ssaulting a person, animal, or object with your fist. this usually consists of a persons fist entering the -n-l cavity of an unwilling party with ferocious momentum.
samuel l jackson has muppet punched his way through every movie he has ever been in.

your mom loves when i muppet punch her.

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