muppet wank


during coitus, one partner (or a third person) inserts their full hand into the -n-s of the woman and grasps the man’s p-n-s through the walls of the r-ct-m and v-g-n-. they then proceed to m-st-rb-t- the p-n-s while simultaneously fisting the woman rectally.
dude, i got muppet w-nked by my girlfriends bff during a threesome last night.

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