muppie
middle-age urban professionals, aging yuppies, aging metros-xuals…typical preppy or conservative attire, starbuck consumers, iphone owners, luxury car drivers, town house or condo in the city, and regularly posting selfies on facebook while on vacation.
george clooney, steve carell, brian williams, barak obama are examples of high end muppies. preppy yuppie professional urban middle-age muppie
like “yuppie” but metro s-xual. aka metro s-xual urban professional.
metro s-xual has overpowered middle aged men in urban professionalism within the past 5 years. the terms popularity has grown largely, and is known as a major target group for products in todays society.
the muppie is in the bathroom shaving.
the target audience we are aiming towards for our hair product is more the muppie than your average yuppie.
like “yuppie” but middle aged. aka middle-aged urban professional
there were so many muppies at home depot on sat-rday, i couldn’t find a parking spot.
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