muqri
muqri is a name usually used for hot and s-xy people. muqri has a meaning which is an “expert in worshipping” (allah).
and also according to a study done by some guy in a country(brunei), people who uses the name muqri has a higher chance of having a six pack(not beer, aka abs).
m: hi i’m muqri
f: h-llo muqri, bye
m: what’s your name?
f: did you just asked my name?
m: yeah i did
f: omg are you f—ing kidding me, i said bye
m: oh ok sorry
f: whats wrong with you?
m: i just wanted to know your name
f: dont you get it?, i dont like you
m: why would you like me? we just met
f: are you trying to be racist you small eyed asian
m: what is going on here?? i wasn’t even
f: you know what??
m: what?
f: i kinda like you, you kinda have abs down there, we should go on a date sometimes
m: uhmmmm suuuuureeee???
f: -hands over phone number-
m: what’s your name?
f: holy f-ck did you just cheat on me??
m: cheat? what are you talking about? we’re not even together
f: i’m so done with you, i thought you were an expert in worshipping, apparently you’re like every men!!
m: ….
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