murder boner
n.; an erection aroused by violence
clubbing baby seals gives me such a murder b-n-r!
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on a male, the physical effect of being aroused at the thought of extinguishing a human life.
an old lady crossed the street in front of my car and i got a murderb-n-r at the thought of flooring it.
when you’re jonesing to see a gruesome death on film, you can be said to have a murder-b-n-r.
“what do you wanna watch? i have such a murder-b-n-r.”
“silence of the lambs always cures my murder-b-n-r.”
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