Murder Mystery Theatre
having s-x while you’re menstruating, or having s-x with a woman who is menstruating. specifically describes the situation of having s-x in the dark, and not noticing the condition until turning on the lights or walking into a lit room after the fact. indicates surprise of noticing the site of your p-ssion is splattered with blood, much like a murder scene. situation is amplified by white sheets.
can be expanded to “murder mystery dinner theatre” to imply that oral s-x took place.
dude 1: i brought this girl home last night, and it was awesome, at first…
dude 2: what happened?
dude 1: when i switched on the lights, total murder mystery theatre! my white sheets were ruined!
dude 2: wow man, that sucks!
dude 1: yeah, but she did offer to clean them, so i might keep seeing her…
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