Murdertape


1: what an idiot says when he means “wood glue,” but in the back of his mind is thinking of duct tape and terrorists.

2: something/anything that sets things on fire, and is used mostly by people who are high.
1: person 1: “you broke the wooden chair leg, dumb-ss!”
person 2: “don’t worry; i’ll fix it with murdertape.”
person 1: “what the h-ll does that mean.”

2: person 1: “that b-st-rd stole my weed!”
person 2: “let’s torch his house with murdertape.”
person 1: “f-ck yeah.”

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