Murdochitis
a serious medical emergency…
incidence – 1 in 500,000,000,000
risks – glaswegian, ginger in denial, triathlete
symptoms – lying in hedges, talking vaguely about law in a strange ned-like accent, developing an aversion to downhill biking
cure – hair dye and 4 litres of whiskey
i was out one night and developed a strange case of murdochitis
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