a murder that is so drawn out and painful that it takes the length of the lord of the rings trilogy
dave: did you hear about joe?
brad: no, what happened to him?
dave: i heard that he was murdored last night. i feel awful thinking about what he went through.
- root swinger
someone who sucks their superiors (ie: boss, manager, supervisor) d-ck to try and gain favoritism, without having to do anything other than sucking d-ck. “i can’t believe jerome got that promotion, he’s one lazy f-ck…” “i can, he’s a professional root swinger!”
- keagan mclean
a gay new zealand boy who has the smallest d-ck on planet earth. “wow your d-ck is so small you must be a keagan mclean
- pp water
the liquid from your pp almost like water boi your pp water is wet af
when a local establishment holds a raffle for a jersey, but you are convinced you have been bamboozled, hoodwinked or lied to about the winning raffle ticket. the local bar had a raffle and we think we were schwarber’d
a black man who looks like an ape. lebron looks like a gorilln-gg-