Murf-Beast


noun; a woman who is fat, hairy, ugly as h-ll, and other wise unscrew-able. the murf-beast can meet all of the requirements, or just one, for just as beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is the murf-beast.
though kattie was a huge murf-beast, she had an awesome out look on life, she had the love of her 10 cats and of the #4 super sized mcdonald extra value meal.

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