Murfdirt
a murfdirt occurs when nicolas cage cuts off your p-n-s, pumps it up to full erection with monkeyblood, and proceeds to choke you to death with it while you are tied to a chair and unable to move. this usually happens while nic cage is laughing hysterically, and gazing right into your eyes.
there really are no other examples of murfdirt. see definition.
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