murked ass hoe


a stoner chick, usually attractice, usually an absolute wh-r-, doesn’t mind getting on her knees. as long as she is super high, drunk, or a nice combination of the two. if all this sh-t results in her head over the toliet bowl, she doesn’t care as long as she gets murked.
boy: dude, she smoked so much, that b-tch is murked.
other boy: hahaha, she’s a murked -ss hoe. she’ll get down on you in a second!

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